Take a graveyard walk down memory lane See all I had to lose, in order to ever gain See the broken bones and the lifeless hearts See the sacrifices made, in search of a new start This tombstone here is so special to me Lay down roses and imagine what could be Lay down letters [...]
1999: Laura & Julia, babies. 1996: Laura, pumpkin; Scott & friends, ninjas.
I've already shown you my dream house; now it's the perfect time of year to show you my dream haunted house. Be careful and don't get spooked! Here we go... This is the living room, where we burn sage and talk to the dead. No need for TV -- ghosts are much more entertaining! This [...]
Why eat candy when you can eat brains? All you need is 2 packs of Jell-O, a brain mold, and your imagination... Brain is the best part of the body to eat. It has a nice, soft texture and an impeccable sweetness to it. Delicious! Now I'm craving eyeballs...
***WARNING: GORY HALLOWEEN POEM*** The detective enters the room and instantly senses an aura of gloom. Splashes of crimson red across the room, it's spread all over the walls and floor. He searches closer for more. There is no body here, yet the evidence is clear. In the center of the room: a chair He [...]
You don’t have to be a child going trick-or-treating in order to celebrate Halloween. You don’t have to dress up and you don’t even have to go out. It’s annoying to feel the pressure of participating in these modern rituals such as getting a costume, decorating, trick-or-treating, going out to a party or bar hopping, [...]
